DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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hated him..when i was about 10 i had this dentist who hated kids so he was
always quite mean to me. then once i had to have a filling.
so i went to have the filling in my tooth done and i was ok till
i panicked cos he was scrapin my tooth so i tried to breath through
my mouth an he got pissed off cos then he had to keep taking his hands
out of my mouth so it was takin about an hour longer than it normally
would do.
then as he was nearly finished i tried to breath through my
mouth again an he said "i'm nearly done just wait" so i tried
again an he started shoutin at me "I'M NEARLY DONE JUST WAIT!"
did i wait???
did i fuck!
i bit the cunt an left a mark on his hand!
he retired shortly after.
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(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 22:07, Reply)
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