DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Cunt of a DentistMy parents insisted we go to a dentist in town - a right psycopath (and speaking as a Psychiatric nurse I do not use that word lightly). This wanker would NOT use anaesthetic on my fillings, despite me asking, and yes it bloody well hurt. And yes I had quite a few. And my folks wonderd why I hated the dentist? My anxieties about dentistry were so bad I could not listen to the B side of New Order's "Blue Monday" 12" as it contains a sample of a dentists drill.
From 16 to 26 I never went to the dentist and had no problems. My current dentist is great (but I still dont like going ).
Sorry for lack of humour, but he really was a cunt (and if there's any Justice hell be dead now)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 22:11, Reply)
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