DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Don't shag your dentist's missusThere's this dentist, who we'll call Jim. Many years ago, a certain bloke named Bob shagged Jim's wife.
Fast forward a bit, and Bob's getting some dental treatment from Jim. He was sitting there, mouth open, and Jim was standing over him with a variety of fearsome dental implements and said quietly, "I believe you have slept with my wife."
Bob at this point grabbed Jim by the nads, and so a kind of stalemate ensued.
Turns out everything was OK in the end, as Jim and his missus had an open relationship and he was just winding Bob up. But I wouldn't have liked to have been in his position.
This is a true story, but names have been changed to protect the innocent (i.e. me!)
Length? Bob's renowned for it, apparently.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 9:35,
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