DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My sister's a dentist...... so I get free dental treatment from her. Great - althought it'd a bit scary when she's got a big feckin' needle stuck in your mouth.
Anyhoo - when she was studying at the dental hospital, I was due to go in and get a filling one morning. I arrived stinking of booze from the night before, hadn't washed and pretty much passed for a tramp.
Got to the floor she was on, and parked myself on the appropriate chair - let it recline back and nodded off.
Woken up shortly later by security when one of my sisters friends thought I was really a tramp who had come in for a cheeky nap.
She was pretty mad at me, and I'm fairly sure used a little less anaesthetic than usual when she did the filling. Didn't feel a thing, though ... the residual booze more than filled in for the missing drugs.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:46, Reply)
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