DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Dr SleighSo, local hospital and local anaesthetic for three wisdom teeth. Joy.
The unfortunately named dental torturer then proceeds to kneel on my chest whilst pulling my cheeks back so far I look like fucking Wallace with Wensleydale.
Suffice to say three days later it all goes manky with pus tasting like rotten meat leaking into a mouth that is so swollen I can only feed painkillers in under my upper and over my lower front teeth.
First post over.....
Phew!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:24, Reply)
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