DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My dentist...I always go to see my dentist when I go home from uni, and I take the little sister with me.
Our dentist hates my little sister. Here's why:
1. When she was a kid she never used to like having the dentist man putting his fingers in her mouth, cos she said she couldn't breathe. So when he had to pull teeth and stuff she cried. Eventually he shouted at her to grow up. It was only the next time we went that he discovered my sister had some sort of abnormality in her mouth that meant the roof of it was too high and was pressing her nasal passages closed. Meaning that when some prick had his fingers in her mouth, she really couldn't breathe.
2. She tries to bite him. Every single time
3. She kicks him in the leg 'accidentally' every time he says she has to have a filling.
It's always amusing.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:07, Reply)
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