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My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.

Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.

He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."

He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I had a German orthodontist.
When you have your eyes closed under those bright lights, in a big disinfected medical chair while the latex fingers get your teeth in the right position, and a big German voice says "Open vide pleeease", your brain thinks one word.

Mengele.

I'm so sorry, Germany.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 19:17, Reply)

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