DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Dentist? But yesterday, gardener.I've had both good and bad experiences with dentists, due to the fragility of the roots of my teeth. I've had one of my molars fly out when I was on a roller-coaster. Anyway, I digress.
I remember when I was 14 going to get a general check-up. This was during the 1980's, of course when the NHS only employed Ram Jam Full and his immigrant brothers.
Now, I'm not that well acquainted with dentistry equipment but I'm sure that miniaturized garden strimmers were outlawed a while ago. This wasn't so much painful, more excruciating. And then there was a loud *ping* noise. Yes, one of my teeth flew out of my mouth and hit the dentist in the eye. Malpractice this, you bastard!
Apologies for length? Sorry, I mistook the viagra for paracetamol.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 9:39, Reply)
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