DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
(
chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
« Go Back
My childhood dentist was killed in a ferocious traffic accidentshe was knocked off of her bike by a car into the oncoming traffic, in front of her boyfriend. This isn't particularly funny, really, but I imagine it might have been if you'd been there.
I was also once ASSAULTED by a middle eastern dentist with an actual wood chisel and not enough novocaine. To be honest, I consider this to be the less funny of these two tales because is made my mouth hurt, OK? You uncaring shits.
(
dotmund .co.uk, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 14:42,
Reply)
« Go Back