DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Chocolate fingersWhen I was knee high to a grass'opper my Dad was in the Navy (where you can sail the seven seas...and put your mind at ease...in the Navy). Anyway, our family got assigned to a Navy Dentist...and military medical/dentistry staff are always incompetent for some reason or another. This Dentist put me on Fluoride tablets for two years and it left me with yellow teeth (well, they're certainly not very white) but...they are rock 'ard. Great stuff.
That guy was replaced by a black dentist a while after and, being a very un-PC seven year old, I called him 'The chocolate dentist' to his face on every visit. He was cool with it though :)
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 23:44,
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