DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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More racist funImagine my surprise when I discovered that my dentist was Haitian. His dark skin and funny shaped nose made him look just like a black man. Funny - I didn't know that they had education in other countries! But I thought I'd give him a chance.
My first session, I noticed that he had an odd looking piece of wood in his surgery. Immediately I thought that it was some kind of arcane Voodoo talisman with which he was going to operate on me. Would he put me in a trance using Obeah magic and stick pins in an effigy to control my pain, while sacrificing a live chicken?
He saw he looking at the thing and spoke: "It's a walking stick. I've twisted my knee."
And the strangest thing: he spoke perfect English!
(, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 9:40, Reply)
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