Poot canal
I once had a delicious swelling on my upper gum on the left hand side, and thought it best to go and see my dentist about it in case i had cancer or owt. She informed me that i needed a root canal, so i duly had one (this was when i was 16 and still got free treatment). So all goes ahead and she lets forth the gushing pussy shite that had been collecting in the side of my face for a good 2 months.....it tasted and smelled like rotton milk.

I was walking home, sucking on my new hole and trying to get rid of the crap, when suddenly i felt something small and hard in my mouth ( this is before i discovered boys and it was unexcpected). The white thing that she'd used to jam the holes with had come out, so i did what anyone else would do and ignored it.

The next morning i woke up with an even bigger fave and a mouthful of even ranker crap. So i go back to the bitch-tist and get it all fixed up again....then went every 3 weeks or so for her to drain, re-stuff, and all that bollocks until it was finished.

Fast forward to the present day.

I went to the dentist last week because i had/still have a swelling on the OTHER side this time, and he said that mrs previous dentist had royally buggered up my root canal and it would need to be re-done.
Not withstanding the fact that i had originally come in because i had a big fuck-off filling fall out, which he didn't even acknowledge, he wanted me to pay him £200 bloody squid to get the bastard root re-done!

'Bugger that', said I.....so he decided that 3 of my bottom tooth fillings needed replacing due to decay underneath. *zing* injection goes in with a beautiful CRRRUNCH as it entered the back of my jaw, and he starts buggering about with his drill.

It hurt......he told me that it wouldn't....but he drilled basically down to the raw nerve, and i was flinching away from him as he tried to get his fucking metal grinder down into my sensitive mush. not to mention the BITCH of a dental nurse was jamming this fucking sucky/blowy thing into the corner of my mouth, not actually bothering to collect the huge amount of spittle and bits of filling collecting in my windpipe.

Well i haven't been charge any money thus far, so i'm assuming it's an ongoing bill. If he tries to give me another root canal today (11.50am) i will tell him precisely what he can do with his 'fancy £200 new root machine' pile of cock. I wouldn't have another root canal done for FREE! They are bloody rubbish! So i will probably update this later, when i get back from episode 2 of 'Dentist of doom the uneccessary procedures', and his demon assistant. I will shove her Bob the Builder 'Good Boy' stickers up her cunt if she jams that god forsaken instrument of gum-death into me again.

EDIT: UPDATE

Well i have just returned after being seen 30 MINUTES late, the twunt is insisting that i have this poxy £200 root canal done, but thankfully the 2 fillings he did today were painless, although i was bleeding a lot. On November 23rd i am scheduled to have my broken tooth removed. I have practised smiling and laughing in the mirror to try and gauge how i will look when the deed is done. Thankfully it won't be too bad.

I'll be buggered if i'm paying £200 though, this lot job is probably costing me hundreds as it is!AND i nearly got knocked off my bike at a junction by some blind old tossrag who wasn't looking.

Bloody dentists. BLOODY!
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 11:03, Reply)