DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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When Ifirst started seeing my present girlfriend the sex was vigourous and often. One weekend I munched so long and hard on her bush that I had to go to the dentist for a haircut.
Stusut's BAAAACCCCCCK!
(, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 14:56, Reply)
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