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My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.

Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.

He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."

He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."

(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Dentists - hate them
i endured the 6 monthly visits as a child, whilst the "qualified" dentist butchered me, but when i got to adulthood i ditched him...

5 or so years later i got toothache, so rang up and got an appointment (pre striking off all nhs patients for any excuse days), to be told - yup you need a filling.

so, fill it he did - couple of weeks later it dropped out so more drilling and another filling..

then that dropped out, so he took the nerve out and did another filling..

which dropped out.

fuck it i thought, it doesnt hurt - itll be ok.

and it was, for another 3 or so years - ok i had a hole but it didnt hurt, until next time i got toothache when i rang again - to be told that my dentist had struck me off for not completing my treatment - the treatment he was fucking up and charging me for!

so, i rang the emergency dentist and got an appointment, and after the prelimineries took a look in my gob and said "i bet your dentist used to be Goger Rott" (name changed to protect the [not so] innocent) - "yes", said i - "how did you know?"

"i'd recognise that work anywhere" he said - he wouldnt elaborate further but it was obvious that this guy was a well known cowboy amongst dental circles from his comment....

anyone else from the cleethorpes area seen by this guy??

sorry its not funny, but i really do hate dentists and its all down to the treatment i received from this tw@, to the point where i still cant bring myself to re register with a new dentist in case hes as bad as this one (34 now - and really should know better)........

EDITED for spelling - sorry, pissed...
(, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 1:24, Reply)

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