Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Mask well and truly slipped, I'd say
"...but now you people sit on your fat arses watching Tricia or the fucking Jeremy Kyle show or you do some job that I imagine isn't very difficult or makes much difference to anyone and you come into my surgery and moan and writhe and groan in agony at seconds of sensation that your great grandparents or serfs in china would laugh at."
What the FUCK?
I assume from the L plates that Calfdermo is not fully aware of the rich tapestry of the demographic writing on these boards, but I sincerely hope that I never have to be treated by someone who has such a narrow and scathing view of his patients.
Sir, you truly are a revolting snob. Maybe you honestly went into dentistry to "make a difference", as you so piously demean others for not doing so. However, it's far more likely that you went into it for the vast amounts of wedge and/ or because it was easier than becoming a doctor.
Thank goodness my dentist is a good sort, because if he was as big a wanker as you I too would have a mouth Shane McGowan would be ashamed of.
( , Thu 9 Nov 2006, 11:24, Reply)
"...but now you people sit on your fat arses watching Tricia or the fucking Jeremy Kyle show or you do some job that I imagine isn't very difficult or makes much difference to anyone and you come into my surgery and moan and writhe and groan in agony at seconds of sensation that your great grandparents or serfs in china would laugh at."
What the FUCK?
I assume from the L plates that Calfdermo is not fully aware of the rich tapestry of the demographic writing on these boards, but I sincerely hope that I never have to be treated by someone who has such a narrow and scathing view of his patients.
Sir, you truly are a revolting snob. Maybe you honestly went into dentistry to "make a difference", as you so piously demean others for not doing so. However, it's far more likely that you went into it for the vast amounts of wedge and/ or because it was easier than becoming a doctor.
Thank goodness my dentist is a good sort, because if he was as big a wanker as you I too would have a mouth Shane McGowan would be ashamed of.
( , Thu 9 Nov 2006, 11:24, Reply)
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