Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Look, just gas me, and pull the bleeder out...
...was what I was screaming at my dentist in that all-too-common muffled voice as he proceeded to 'repair' one of my molars by performing a root canal on it, WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC.
Dentists and Dominatrixes are the only people who can make a 21 year old, 6'0 tall steelworker's son from Sheffield cry, and charge £100 for the privelidge.
Damn them, damn them all.
( , Thu 9 Nov 2006, 15:27, Reply)
...was what I was screaming at my dentist in that all-too-common muffled voice as he proceeded to 'repair' one of my molars by performing a root canal on it, WITHOUT ANAESTHETIC.
Dentists and Dominatrixes are the only people who can make a 21 year old, 6'0 tall steelworker's son from Sheffield cry, and charge £100 for the privelidge.
Damn them, damn them all.
( , Thu 9 Nov 2006, 15:27, Reply)
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