Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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cereal, beer and chocolateynessMany moons ago, some friends and I had, at the age of 16 or thereabouts, taken a trip to newquay for a week to drink, smoke and surf; a thoroughly admirable thing to do.
One morning I awoke ready to enjoy a delicious bowl of Coco Pops, only to find that there was no milk.
Obviously going out to the shop was out of the question. I needed Coco Pops, and I needed them now!
Raiding the fridge gave only one option.
Lager
That's right dear reader, Coco Pops and half a can of amber nectar.
It was one of those situations where the first couple of mouthfuls provoke the "actually that's not half bad" response.
and then the beer turned chocolatey....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:40,
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"and then the beer turned chocolatey"I shall be using this line in pub conversation tonight
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:00,
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My best mate at school had a girlfriend who had Guinness on Rice Krispies all the time.O_o
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Guinness on rice krispies....I can imagine that being palatable.
I can also recommend drinking Guinness with a crunched up bourbon biscuit in your mouth
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:59,
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I've hadFrosties, with cheap tescos energy drink..
Not half bad, really. I'd have it again, and it was nicer than milk and frosties, without having to dump excess amounts of sugar on.
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i have a vague feelingthat i may have tried orange juice when i was a kid. i have no idea why; it was foul.
and as i posted yesterday, squirty cream really is a baaaaad substitute.
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hahahaThis reminds me of the Stormtroopers of Death song Milk.
rocks out in the corner
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SpamUrgh. I had exactly the same with the spam curry. First couple of mouthfuls... not that bad.
But then... bleugh!
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Oh puh leezSpam curry? Chocolaty beer? You guys are turning positively American!
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