Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Mums library books...When I was younger I devloped an ability to scan through a book in about 2 minutes whilst subconciously picking up any words remotely relating to sex. For example: silk, longing, nervous, anticipation are to name but a few. In the right sort of books these words mean only one thing.............written porn, nothing better!!
Next time you are desperate try this, even to be found in waiting rooms for dentists, the doctor etc. (not that you would want to whilst waiting for dentist.......then again some of the storys on here)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:37, 1 reply)
I see words like thatin almost everything I write
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, closed)
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