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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Good pub story... just hope the brothers don't find out.
except the first bit which i shall tell in my anomintitiyte... no i couldn't even be bothered to go to dictionary.com

anyway on with the story

When i was 14 i went to stay with some fine nerdy friends of mine in las vegas. yes i know, stupid bloody age to go to las vegas but we still had a great time. however that year i had spent obsessing over one girl. kirsty. she was a flat chested skater girl, cute, kind, funny. all that. so anyway, i had sleep in a room with either one of the brothers at the base of the queen sized i was allocated. when it was about 2 in the morning and i could finally hear snores i started to enjoy myself and periodically go back and forth to the bathroom a few times (i'm still that horny) and the brothers would wonder why i slept in so late. we were eventually evicted by thier kind hearted father considering we spent all of our days playing LAN games and swimming in the pool. we tried to camp in all the canyons of the nevada area and around. this was to be a 4 day and night trip. 4 DAYS AND NIGHTS WITHOUT A WANK!!

so i came in the grand canyon under the stars.

EDIT: just remembered, was sat next to a young couple on the flight home wherein the young lass fell asleep facing me, fantastic cleavage.

i don't think it counts as the mile high club if it's monolove.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:54, 1 reply)
That doesn't sound desperate, that sounds great!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:07, closed)

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