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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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For the cookery b3tans out there asking about a b3ta cookbook...

It's been there a while. Go go go.


Anyway. I have vague memories of drinking cheap aftershave (Lynx Africa, if my flaky memory is correct) after a heavy night had resulted in the house running dry.

I really wouldn't suggest you try it.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, 3 replies)
Ooh i like that.
Might even submit one.

I also find that cooking by numbers is a good site, you tell it what you have and it tells you what you can cook and how.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:13, closed)
When I used to run a pub there was a regular who'd been in the navy.
He said they used to drink aftershave regularly, and they put it in milk to take away the taste.

I have't been brave enough to try it yet =)
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:38, closed)
Funny you should mention that
because when I was in the navy we used to drink after shave when really desperate. 'Blue Stratos' was the tipple of choice then. We didn't bother with the milk tho.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13, closed)

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