Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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For the cookery b3tans out there asking about a b3ta cookbook...awesomeb3tarecipes.blogspot.com/
It's been there a while. Go go go.
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Anyway. I have vague memories of drinking cheap aftershave (Lynx Africa, if my flaky memory is correct) after a heavy night had resulted in the house running dry.
I really wouldn't suggest you try it.
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gone, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36,
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Ooh i like that.Might even submit one.
I also find that cooking by numbers is a good site, you tell it what you have and it tells you what you can cook and how.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:13,
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When I used to run a pub there was a regular who'd been in the navy.He said they used to drink aftershave regularly, and they put it in milk to take away the taste.
I have't been brave enough to try it yet =)
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Funny you should mention thatbecause when I was in the navy we used to drink after shave when really desperate. 'Blue Stratos' was the tipple of choice then. We didn't bother with the milk tho.
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