Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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DumbnessI was walking around in the lobby in a ritzy hotel carrying a katana. (Don't ask.) I spotted the security thugs coming my way, so it was time for quick thinking: I shoved it into the grand piano and closed the lid.
When I came back to get it a day later it was still there. I just hope nobody tried to play the piano.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:07, 3 replies)
If its any helpThere's been a great many times when I've hoped that someone would shove a Katona into a grand piano and slam the lid shut.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:22, closed)
similar thing happened to meI was carrying a teapot through the Tate Modern when I realised there was a strict no teapot policy in the place. So I put it on an empty pedestal and it sold the next week for $4,000,000.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:26, closed)
PJM, was that a Kerry Katona?And frankspencer: pffft!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:28, closed)
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