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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A few years ago...
...at the University of KwaZulu-Natal, I was having an disagreement on argument maps and their place in Philosophy with the then esteemed teacher. Dave Spurrett. This is how the row unfolded:

Dave: “Fuck off Pooflake, They are useful tools”
Me: “Oh yeah? You know cock all. I bet you can’t prove it.”
Dave: “I could if I wanted to, you shagstain”
Me: “ You reckon? I Dare you… I fuckin’ DARE YOU!”

And he proved it.

This kind of thing happened a lot.

They were my ‘Dare-Spurrett Times’


*gets coat*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:30, 2 replies)
We've gathered your having a quiet time at work.

Stop now before you lose friends.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:40, closed)
After a post of 'War And Peace' proportions, I like to wind down by doing a totally shit, apeloverage-esque pun.

I have no excuse.

Does this mean the invite in January is off?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:00, closed)

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