Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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self-hamsteringI would, but it's part of a devious self-deluding strategy. Y'see, I am away from home one night a week (sometimes more if the desperate sex kicks in) and I have a tendancy to take very long holidays involving driving small shit cars round the globe. I can't justify buying myself a hamster, but if someone forced it on me I'd have to take it and love it. A bit like having children really. I don't have any of those either.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:32,
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