Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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does recording channel 5s late night tv when i was 14 count?since the only scenes of interest were only ever a couple of minutes long i was constantly stopping to rewind the tape and start again
i suffered from chronic wrist ache a lot from trying to finish before the scene ended
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:41,
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hahahait was channel 4 in my day, an hour wank for 3 minutes of nipple shots! "Live TV" was more exciting, not knowing if you were gonna see any tits or not.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:47,
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the knackis to start the video just as you begin to come.
Apparently.
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