Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I can safely say I've never made my own porn lolYou bunch of fecking freaks, this QOTW is hysterical :D
Drawing your own porn? It sounds like wanking off to Jessica Rabbit. It's just not normal.
Anyhows, suppose I'd better post something to do with the QOTW...umm...I got a Desperate Dan T-Shirt, and because I got a beer gut and a normally unshaven chin people sing "Who ate all the cowpies" to me when I wear it.
Tis like making your own porn-flickbook, then wanking off to it...just not right at all lol.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:57,
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A flick bookwould be like a video!
Phwoar!
*fwaps*
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:03,
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All videos of Jessica Rabbitwill be gratefully accepted.
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ah, a new niche market...... "Reader's Sketches"
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drawn porn.Jessica Rabbit?
Hmmm?
Where is jolly Jack when you need him??
JACK!! Do us all a favour. Lets see your visual take on said rabbit topic.
Ta.
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