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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I was desperate
Once, I was really really desperate to prove the size of my ego, so I sued and threatened all the people who like me and supported me, making them take down my picture, turning me in to a long lasting joke for being a pompus twat.

Yours,
P.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:25, 2 replies)
Are you...
The prophet Mohammed?

*awaits his embassy being burned*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:45, closed)
pfft
both of you.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:36, closed)

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