Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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ancrenne has reminded me......at uni we had a bottle of Mount Gay (fnar fnar) Barbados Rum that was always the last resort post night out, want to carry on drinking, desperate as next stage will be Brasso, option. We tried every mixer we had and it was still both amazingly unpalatable as can be and harsher than Princes' legal team. Like the time I started to watch the equally unpalatable Braveheart, it remained unfinished.
That in turn reminds me of when I bought some cheap Scotch from Kwik Save called Canadian Redwood that had a warning on the label advising that it was not to be drunk neat. What a misguided purchase that was, it was as rough as a nuns c*nt and best avoided.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18,
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Drinking BrassoI used to be known as "Brasso" at school - see profile to deduce explanation - and few were ever desperate enough to drink me... (Hello, Tulip!)
*sighs*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21,
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You obviously have no taste!Mount Gay is decent rum....
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Mount Gay.......may be good for those who like it but Wray & Nephew is the really good rum.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:47,
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mount gayis great!!
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Mount Gay...Was it brown Mount Gay? TBH, brown rum is only good in hot weather. Drink white rum in the winter.
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100s & 1000s sprinkled on a cupcake on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:21,
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