Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I'm so sorry....A few years back, and for about 6 months, I had a beautiful tropical bird with a wonderful colourful plumage. It squawked, spoke and even crooned old brat-pack songs. Because of this, and after the great Mr O' Connor, I decided to name him ‘Des’.
Those were happy days…
…(Brace yourselves)…
I call them my ‘Des-Parrot Times’
*Ba bum tish*
*gets coat*
*Thinks Prince is a cunt*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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*sigh*Bangs head on desk several times cying why or why.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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Tsk tsk PooflakeThats 7 seconds of my life i will never get back again, thanks!
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