Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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After losing my wallet.aha!.....just the two ingredients you need for
Piccalilli Surprise
Ingredients:
1 Jar of Piccalilli
Rice
Method:
1.Boil Rice
2.Once rice is cooked, pour jar of Piccalilli over it.
3.Stir, vigorously.
4. Feed to dog
:)
disclaimer: bert konterman's nipples hold no responsibility or liability for the effects of human consumption.
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