Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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*Shame*In the past I have been known, in times of desperation to take men home for sex that I have no desire to see again afterwards.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:18,
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Er, BGBthere's nothing desparate about that. It's perfectly normal.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:21,
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Absolutely......in fact I would kindly ask you to recommend it to all your friends.
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I have been know..... to take women home with no intention of having sex with them.
I am a spiteful little sod.
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Lunar JimI would love it if you took me home and not had sex with me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:30,
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PaymentI suppose if you pay them to take you home and not have sex, they're taxi drivers.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:40,
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What??South of the river? At this time of night? You're having a laugh love....
I'd say proof positive, Miss EP, well done.
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The joy of being a girl...Us fellas would rarely squander such successful groundwork...
Shame on you BGB, SHAME!! ;o)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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But....you said "I'll give you a call some time"!!
I spent a week sat by the phone too :(
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That's desperation?In some circles that's considered the ultimate goal!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20,
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It's odd that'cause in times of desperation, I sometimes take women home who I know I'll see again.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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