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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I used to sing professionally
I got quite successful, nice little earner, but it went to my head a bit and I started acting like a bit of an arse.

Ten years on and I've got a bit desperate for cash; I can't get any bookings any more. Probably because everyone's found out I can't sing for shit - I put a new album together and when I realised nobody would pay good money for it, I gave away thousands of copies for free.

So instead, I've resorted to browsing the web 16 hours a day in my dressing gown, obsessively searching for copyright infringements of my material - songs, videos, lyrics, hell, photos, hell, even cartoons will do. I've hired some cheap-ass lawyers who fire off DMCA notices to them. I'm pretty sure it'll fund my retirement - even if I have to close down every fan site!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 20:07, 1 reply)
Tell us who u r & i'll tell you if i've ever sung it publicly LOL
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:09, closed)

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