Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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During the 1990's ....or as I prefer to refer to them, my 'dark years', I had a nasty bout of elephantitis.
Such was the severity of this condition, that many people would often stop me in the street, and ask me where I purchased the pink corduroy space hopper on which I was sitting.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:37, 5 replies)
What'selephantitis?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:03, closed)
ElephantitisIs a condition that causes one's knackers to swell horribly, I believe.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:11,
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Ah!You think he means elephantiasis, then?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:39, closed)
Notjust knackers - limbs too.
But tbh the knackers is the one thats a hit with the ladies...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:42, closed)
Sounds more likeElephantarsis to me.
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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:17,
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