Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Resourcefulness
Nothing but nothing drives one to creative desperate measures like wanting a fag - i've never heard of smackheads harvesting building site poppies in a vain attempt to eke somekinda buzz outta them but when you need a fag, its all too easy to slip into A-Team mode and attempt some kind of pathetic "improvisation".
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:42, Reply)
Nothing but nothing drives one to creative desperate measures like wanting a fag - i've never heard of smackheads harvesting building site poppies in a vain attempt to eke somekinda buzz outta them but when you need a fag, its all too easy to slip into A-Team mode and attempt some kind of pathetic "improvisation".
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