Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Just nowI've just had breakfast. It consisted of a HP sauce sandwich and a cup of tea made with a pre-loved (that's the term I prefer to use) bag. Nuff said.
I'm also perched in an obscure position next to my front window with my home made (Pringles tubes & tinfoil) Wifi booster aerial, so I can steal internet from somebody a couple of streets away.
Got a feeling my post breakfast fag might be out of the ash tray as well...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:47, 4 replies)
I was going to make one of those pringles booster thingsany good?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20, closed)
As studentsmy flatmates used to dry out used teabags for re-use. Quite normal behaviour I believe. I don't drink tea or coffee, so never had the need for this sort of thing.
BTW, my Macs are hard as fuck, and definitely not gay.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:52,
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It's the way they try to be your friend, which I don't like. I have enough friends, my computers are tools.
The Wifi thing is well good actually, without it I can pick up 11 networks, with it 29 so it is boosting the signal a fair bit. Unfortunately most of them are WPA encrypted, people have got wise to no password (or WEP, which is effectively the same thing)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:49, closed)
You should have toasted tthe breadI lived on toasted brown sauce sandwiches for months as a student. With cheese when we were feeling particularly loaded.
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