The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Pub Chef/Team Leader..hmmm
Got caught with drugs...great we'll confiscate that...for later. (ive never done drugs, and never will...I hope)
stock gone missing, thats fine, we'll ad an extra shot on JD/Vodka/Spirit on to whatever round you have just paid out for.
Money isnt adding up, well, you wont miss that pound, will you?
Has the CCTV gone missing? its amazing how many times that get recorded over...
That chicken breast has just fallen on the floor, thats fine, wash it off, 20 seconds in the microwave, and it WILL be fine.
If you didnt already know, barmen are randy buggers, and yes, if you have nice tits, you will get the best service....and twice again later that night.
You know, most people cant tell when the vodka has ben topped up a lil with water.
In all honesty, these are things I have seen with my own eyes. I was actually very honest with my customers, and the best chef at my pub and didnt do to people things that I wouldnt like to be done to me.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:35, Reply)
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