The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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PROFIT MARGINS....I work in customer services for a wholesale medical company and had been on at a colleague to write some literature on new magnifying loupes from a Dutch supplier. After badgering him on numerous occaisions here was his `literature' for our customers......
****** Medical MAGNIFICATION LOUPE
Following a long and exhausting fact-finding mission to the coffee shops and brothels of Amsterdam, ******* Medical is proud to present the latest innovation from our crazy Dutch neighbours.
Utilising cutting edge design, cheap plastic and velcro, you too could look like the mad professor out of “Back To The Future”.
In the words of Henry Ford this attractive headwear is available in any colour you like so long as it is black.
With two different magnification lenses you can see things BIG or even BIGGER.
For instance with the 2.5x lens you can see things this big, and with the 4x lens you can see things this BIG!
Try wearing one loupe over another to make things seem
absolutely massive
Make those big jobs look much smaller by wearing your loupe backwards……….
The new Lactona Loupe, does exactly what it says on the box – magnifies things……ooooh the work of Satan!
“****** Medical, taking the piss and selling it on at 100% mark-up.”
I never did send it to our customer...Shame really!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:17,
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