The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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I'm sure it'll still work...
I used to work as a CAD monkey at a large UK chemicals company many many years ago. Our supervisor in the CAD office was a complete bitch - we couldn't stand her. Fooking cow - I still hate her as much just thinking about her.
During my last few weeks, I decided that all drawings I got to work on would have some new content added. For those who don't know Autocad, you can basically keep zooming into a drawing greater than the detail an electron microscope could render - perfect if you want to write a paragraph of insults about the supervisor within the tiniest dot of digital semen coming out of a roughly vectored spunky cock, none of which would be remotely visible to someone viewing the drawing at normal size.
I also accidentally deleted a very important drawing of a very important part of a new chemical processing plant for a very important project, could find no backup of it so hastilly redrew it from memory and improvised the hazy bits from drawings I found lying around.
Teesside never did blow up though, so I guess it was all OK in the end.
Length? 7" but depends on the Viewport settings.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 23:34, Reply)
I used to work as a CAD monkey at a large UK chemicals company many many years ago. Our supervisor in the CAD office was a complete bitch - we couldn't stand her. Fooking cow - I still hate her as much just thinking about her.
During my last few weeks, I decided that all drawings I got to work on would have some new content added. For those who don't know Autocad, you can basically keep zooming into a drawing greater than the detail an electron microscope could render - perfect if you want to write a paragraph of insults about the supervisor within the tiniest dot of digital semen coming out of a roughly vectored spunky cock, none of which would be remotely visible to someone viewing the drawing at normal size.
I also accidentally deleted a very important drawing of a very important part of a new chemical processing plant for a very important project, could find no backup of it so hastilly redrew it from memory and improvised the hazy bits from drawings I found lying around.
Teesside never did blow up though, so I guess it was all OK in the end.
Length? 7" but depends on the Viewport settings.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 23:34, Reply)
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