The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Not me but the inside dope that Billy Piper didn't exactly get round toMy current best friend and former lover (sigh) was a very high class escort (1,500 pounds a night guys!). The truth - she felt almost all the guys were freaks, that they were pathetic for having to pay for sex and all of them thought they were the best lovers in the world when strangely for her it was the fat ones that she only ever got orgasms off and then not that often.
I once was in the room (the guy wanted her to be there with her boyfriend for a 3sum and I was up for it not ever being the jealous type) as he called out "Take it bitch, take it hard" as he was behind her doggy fashion - she gave me a big wink and rolled her eyes and I nearly burst out laughing at the unfit, small cocked guy thinking he was an amazing shag.
One guy paid her to domme him (ie female dominatrix) and she had no idea how to do that since it wasn't her thing. So she got some superglue took a china cup and saucer and glued the latter to his back - and sat drinking cha with her pinkie out as he served as a table for her kneeling at her feet.
You would be amazed at how many clients thought she really liked them and would send "loving" texts day and night for weeks afterwards. You self-delusional idiots she only did it 'coz you could afford her. Pay for sex and that's the deal - sex as quick as possible and no love: don't pretend it is anything more than that.
Oh god the 'length' jokes here were most of the guys....
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 12:34, Reply)
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