The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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My job involves bare breasts. Beat that!I too used to work in the same office as BobFossil and whilst it wasn't all bad, we did come up with some entertaining distractions.
The Boss had two little plastic pigs on his desk called Kevin and Camilla. Whenever The Boss was away from his desk for any significant length of time, one of both of them would mysteriously go missing, usually to be found perched on a high shelf out of sight or hidden behind a pile of folders a day or two later.
The Boss was a bit of a paranoid type though, constantly on the lookout for potential mutinies. He didn't take our pig-hiding antics too well and after a while we had to leave Kevin and Camilla alone.
Fortunately this wasn't before two of the girls from another department kidnapped Kevin and held him to ransom, sending The Boss a video of them force-feeding him chilli sauce in the Thai cafe down the road, complete with a chilling soundtrack of, "Help me, Boss, help me, help me!" punctuated with piglet squeals.
Now I've moved to the editorial department and instead of hiding people's pigs, we entertain ourselves with the noble art of boobwatching. Our company publishes the biggest opera magazine in the world, and whenever this particular publication comes back from the printers, another ex-ads employee and I have a competition to see who will be the first to find a pair of bare breasts in it. The loser then has to make tea for the winner.
Believe me, there are A LOT of bare breasts in the opera world.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 16:08, Reply)
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