The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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we're not ALL playing mindgames you know -- some of us aren't that clever. Mr happylittletulip is very pleased when things along the following lines happen because it means his bollocking is over in less time than the half-time break, he understands what is happening and can therefore remedy it quickly and nicely and everything is lovely again.
So the upshot is that I get my own way all the time and he doesn't even mind.
Him: What's wrong?
Me(crossly): You've really annoyed me.
Him: Oh. How?
Me: I cooked and you haven't washed up. It's really unfair. I always wash up when you cook. Please go and do it.
Him (all naughty little boy): All right. Sorry. I love you.
Me (appeased and imperious): And buy me some flowers as well.
Him: Ok. Would you like pink ones.
Me (utterly won over now): Yes. What a good boyfriend you are.
Him (all manly and proud): I know. Let's go and have sex.
Me: OK then. But do the washing up first.
Have just re-read above and am not entirely sure now who wins. Hmm.
Click I Like This if it's me.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 17:02, Reply)
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