The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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I'll keep this short and simple.
1. Any boy called Kyle, Liam, Jordan, Levi, Johnny, Lewis, Brandon, Jack or Dominic is likely to cause you bother.
2. Same for girls called Britney, Chanice, Chantelle, Jade, Candy, Kelly, or that have names that have a -Rae, -Lee, -Marie, -Louise suffix.
3. If you have any of these kids in your class, turn them into your lackeys - handing books out, collecting in equipment, etc. It'll be good training for them for when they're working in McDonalds/Call Centres/etc and being forced to do menial jobs for a shit wage.
( , Sat 29 Sep 2007, 15:02, Reply)
I'll keep this short and simple.
1. Any boy called Kyle, Liam, Jordan, Levi, Johnny, Lewis, Brandon, Jack or Dominic is likely to cause you bother.
2. Same for girls called Britney, Chanice, Chantelle, Jade, Candy, Kelly, or that have names that have a -Rae, -Lee, -Marie, -Louise suffix.
3. If you have any of these kids in your class, turn them into your lackeys - handing books out, collecting in equipment, etc. It'll be good training for them for when they're working in McDonalds/Call Centres/etc and being forced to do menial jobs for a shit wage.
( , Sat 29 Sep 2007, 15:02, Reply)
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