The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Female Ejaculation
In gentlemans art films, the scenes lauded as female ejaculation are actually just the girls urinating.
Normally we serve them up several pints of water an hour before the shoot, and this gives them plenty of loin-liquid to give the illusion of a proper 18 carat gusher on demand.
Scat, you'll be re-assured to know, is real poo, so you can all sleep safe at night knowing that.
( , Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, Reply)
In gentlemans art films, the scenes lauded as female ejaculation are actually just the girls urinating.
Normally we serve them up several pints of water an hour before the shoot, and this gives them plenty of loin-liquid to give the illusion of a proper 18 carat gusher on demand.
Scat, you'll be re-assured to know, is real poo, so you can all sleep safe at night knowing that.
( , Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, Reply)
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