The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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municipal poolsare rank. but, as in nature, some are ranker than others. certain pools in london are warmer than others because the clientele complain about the cold water.
cold water = cleaner pool.
warm water = skin/ bacteria soup.
ever wondered why your eyes sting in certain pools? urea reacts with the cholrhine to form an irritant gas that sits on the first 1 or two cms above the water. the more the stinging, the more piss in the pool. and those big fans...? they are there specifically to blow gas off the surface of the water and into the air con ducts. if the fire doors of the pool are open, its because these fans dont work.
sometimes a lovely member of public will lay a cable. in this case, the pool is cleared and the offending turd disposed of. is the water then filtered?
yes of course! in the ten minutes it takes to clear the pool of people, remove the brown fish and re open, the whole of the pool is emptied and refilled with evian.
never ever swim in brentford pool or any pool in feltham or acton.
chiswick is ok tho.
oh and a plea to thames water - please stop pumping shit into the thames. 50 million tonnes of raw sewage a year is a bit much dont you think? im tired if sculling past footprints (used sanitary towels) and mini rockets (syringes).
never swim in the thames kids. you wouldnt drink out of your toilet would you. before you flushed it.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:30, Reply)
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