Schools...
Having worked in some of London's more interesting educational establishments - I can safely say that it's no wonder that half of today's inner-city chav-spawn are illiterate, moronic McJob rejects...

For starters, schools are mired in pointless form filling and endless meetings to determine things like 'managing improvement policy' and 'changing curriculum focus'. Staff are worked to the point of exhaustion focusing on said admin rather than actually teaching.

Kids are for the most part, the evolutionary equivalent to pond life, whose parent's nuturing skills are proportional to the amount of stella Mummy & Daddy drink on a nightly basis, hence the current trend of pupils feeling the need to stab/shoot each other at playtime.

But the real b3ta stories happen after 3:30, when the kids go home;

- Teachers shagging in classrooms.
- Female teachers getting pregnant by Forth years.
- Drunken street brawls between members of staff.
- Rampant alcoholism, with most booze stashed either in classrooms, offices or more than likely, under the caretaker's desk.
- Theft. If it's not nailed down, chances are it'll be nicked by a teacher, before the kids get a chance to lift it themselves.
- Extra-martial affairs. If you've not played away while working in a school, people wonder what's the matter.
- Certain teachers shagging their way through the entire staff, parents and male population of the Sixth Form.
- Teachers doing a bunk with £1,500 of ski trip money, never to been seen again.
- Teachers living with one of the biggest coke dealers in East London, and consequently being off her tits for most of the day.

I could go on, but I'd fill most of the page... so now you know why your kids teachers have that smirk on their faces at Parent's Evening.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:10, Reply)