The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Paper Thin
A few years ago I worked for a major printing company that rhymes with that brown stripe you sometimes get in your pants after less than sufficient wipeage. People always complained that our ink cartridges were too expensive and we'd respond by going on a long, winding PR inspired spin campaign about how they actually weren't and offered great value for money.
The truth is that they WERE really expensive because we had prostituted the actual printers to retailers at silly prices whilst somehow still managing to have the gall to espouse our corporate "green" credentials. How green is that £20 printer once it's in landfill you cnuts?
Oh and don't listen to any of that wonk about recycling cartridges for the "good of the environment" - it's just to stop refillers getting their stinky inky hands on them.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2007, 14:55, Reply)
A few years ago I worked for a major printing company that rhymes with that brown stripe you sometimes get in your pants after less than sufficient wipeage. People always complained that our ink cartridges were too expensive and we'd respond by going on a long, winding PR inspired spin campaign about how they actually weren't and offered great value for money.
The truth is that they WERE really expensive because we had prostituted the actual printers to retailers at silly prices whilst somehow still managing to have the gall to espouse our corporate "green" credentials. How green is that £20 printer once it's in landfill you cnuts?
Oh and don't listen to any of that wonk about recycling cartridges for the "good of the environment" - it's just to stop refillers getting their stinky inky hands on them.
( , Tue 2 Oct 2007, 14:55, Reply)
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