The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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My Uncle is a Harley Street gynaecologistSees lots of famous and rich womens hamburgers.
He's told me in the past about the following.
1. The Footballer's wife who's snatch smells like a kipper merrily perishing on a windowsill on a hot day. Seriously, when she puts her legs in the stirrups, he says its all he can do not to park a tiger on her.
2. The female musician who has multiple piercings in her Labia Majoris. He calls them her "Beef Curtain Rings".
3. Once after examining a TV Presenters mimsy, he withdrew his hands and she let forth a deep, rasping fanny fart. My uncle did nothing to ingraciate himself with this patient by proudly claiming "I'll name that tune in one".
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 15:06, Reply)
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