In my previous job.....
....I stole enough stuff to re-build my garden to the tune of about 3 grand.
My garden looks blinding right now....Titchmarsh eat your heart out motherfungler!

Customers, please beware that if you want to bring a laptop in for me to look at since you've forgotten where you placed your files on it.....make sure that Windows Media Player isn't packed to the rafters with porn, and the laptop not actually on 'standby' mode...so when turned back on, casual clicking reveals some Milf being fcuked by Lex Steel (from about 3 feet away by the look of it).

And when searching around your laptop (because we do don't we!?) we'll make copies of the films you've got stored on the HDD.


I also used to work in a tropical fish centre, very much behind the scenes.....I was actually fired for no reason at all by some stupid twat right before x-mas and given 30 mins to leave, as I was not wanted on the property while the boss left for a game of golf....I hid myself and my bike until he left.

My x-mas present to them was to delete all my data from their systems....easy as there was no one in the office on the weekends, and only one pc, also to mix the fish up a little bit...some of the most deadly and angry fish were put together.
These fish cost a lot of money, and i wiped half of them out in the space of 20 minutes, and a lot of them were imports for customer orders....Lion fish, puffers, parrot fish etc etc.
All dead.
I got on my bmx and never looked back.
(Temper, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 23:38, Reply)