Badly kept dirty secret finally gets rumbled, with cummupence and justice for all!
I would like to make an attempt at raising a bit of hope for mankind with this post.

There is warehouse near me that stores car parts for Japanese & French cars. Erm, I won’t name them but if you ‘Shift_’ your memory you could tell me Jean’s surname out of the movie ‘Leon’.

Now, as a company, they do things like a lot of others on these pages seem to i.e. when an alloy wheel or car stereo gets a slight scratch, they would rather throw it away than sell it on the cheap or even offer it as an employee bonus. The reason for this is that they get paid for recycling the stuff and get full insurance on the damages they claim. They win, we lose, tough shite.

Anyhoo, this is not why I’m posting here…

The previous Head of Operations was a good man. Unfortunately, he got cancer and while he lay dying, the second in command busied himself shagging the poor bastard’s wife. When the H.O. finally ‘threw a seven’, this scroteswallower of a ‘number 2’ took over. He was one of the dodgiest, gingerest tee-wats you’d ever know. Millions of pounds worth of contracts were given to slack-jawed incompetent idiots, totally against quotes and references, because of the size of the backhanders he got.

His (extremely large) house was furnished, maintained and decorated thanks to the kickbacks from dodgy suppliers / contractor deals and the like. In fact, he had a whole building constructed at the bottom of his garden that was the size of your average house, just for his games room / bar etc. All paid for with dirty money.

He sorted his daughter out with a temp job in between uni terms (regardless of requirement and on twice a temp’s wage) and kept her on when all the other temps were hoofed out. Jobs were given to useless twunts, providing they were women and would ‘put out’ for him. At one xmas do, he fired into this ropey old bird and stuck his thumb up her clackervalve in the middle of the dancefloor. She was later sorted out with a cushy job. Nobody said a word. He ruled with fear.

There were no depths to which this guy wouldn’t stoop to grease his own greedy palm. All at the expense of the budgets that would ultimately affect the employee’s pay rises. His dodgy deals and criminal activities became the stuff of legend, while he was swanning about on free golf days, trips abroad and his season ticket to Man United.

Thing is, he got cocky. Or sloppy. Or both. He has recently been rumbled, escorted off the premises and ordered to hand his FOUR company cars back in disgrace. Good. It just goes to show that the twat-nappies don’t always get away with it.

However, the company should really have pressed charges against him, don’t you agree? But they won’t, because that would mean the company name gets dragged through the mud and questions will be asked as to why he got away with it for so long, not to mention shitting their respective trollies about what else they'd uncover and the legalities of it all. So he got the old ‘Mutual decision to part company’ bollocks and keeps his pension. In fact, he’ll probably land a plumb job for one of the dodgy contractors with whom he’s been ‘happy scamming’ all these years.

So come to think of it, please forget all the stuff I said earlier about justice and cummupence. The bloke’s a cunt

...allegedly
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