Charles Dickens
"Great Expectations" No where near as good as I thought it was going to be.

Oh! and real life lesbians (in the North at least). {shivers}
My God! Pornography has lied to me.
(smells-like-victory-v's, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:11, 6 replies)

Was in Brussels a few weeks back,
and was wall to wall rug munchers.

Porn really has lied to us! Not one large breasted platinum blonde amongst them, just slightly manly females dressed like 14 year old boys.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

i know a few lezzers
not one of them is good-looking, although one of them narrowly misses ugly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:29, closed)

I know
a few really attractive ones actually.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

I have encountered several stunning lesbians,
but sadly even then porn has lied, as they have never given any indication that they're only gaying it up to pass the time until a random man passes by.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)

2 boss keloid
I am sure there must be some good looking ones.
But I stand my "porn has lied to me statement" because not once have I ever been offered three some sex with two bikini clad Nordic sapphic types and I've hung around car washes, idylic swimming pools, remote real estate venues to know about these things.


(I know I am maybe just very ugly, but that doesnt stop gay men from trying it on though!)
(bugboybeast, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

^^
The closest I got was sleeping with my housemate at the time who then wnet lesbian 2 weeks later.
Probably says more about me than it does about her.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)