People are funny fuckers
Meh.

We've got a holiday home (it's swings and roundabouts, and we're oldish, married late, had a house each before we meet - so going to croak before most of you lot).

We've taken people there for free, gratis, and come back to find they've called us 'takers'. Wtf?

I leant a friend £400 for an abortion (I was not the father!) and she took over a year to pay back, in the interim went on holiday, bought a new sofa, etc.. and moaned when I asked her for it.

Hired a "mate" as a plumber and he nicked a pron vid from the video as well as leaving soot all over the house.

Left someone keys to feed our cats, they stole a couple of oz and didn't feed the cats.

So it's people that disappoint me. I've got better at picking the good eggs not bad apples, but sometimes, just sometimes, I wonder..

HAVE I GOT CUNTING MUG WRITTEN ACROSS MY CUNTING FOREHEAD OR SOMETHING?

(checks back of jacket for 'kick me' post it note)

No fucking justice in this world I tells ya. Sigh.
(Countryslicker, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:29, 5 replies)

If you're interested...
... I've got this pyramid scheme I've just started out. For a small investment, you'll make millions! Or maybe a timeshare scheme? And did I mention I'm the son of a rich arab king, and I need to hide away 10 million in somebody's account - to whom I'll give 10%...?

Hum...I tend to find that it helps if I think along the lines of, "cunts only stick out so much because they're surrounded by nice people".

Admittidly it's utter bull, but y'know, denial isn't always a bad thing.
( Matoosh would rather like a biscuit, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

Money
You got money back that you lent to a friend? Thats almost unbelievable, I thought that never happened - you were miraculously lucky AND within a year.
(Benzyl, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:43, closed)

Reminds me of a great piece of advice from my nan:
Che, why don't you get that tatoo removed...the one on your forehead that says: TWAT
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)

^I know what you mean.
Why can't all us helpful and generous people seek each other out as friends and leave all the selfish and greedy cunts to themselves.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:37, closed)

I lent $1000 to my sister.
The air will be filled with porcine aviators, monkeys shall fly out of my ass, and Satan will need a snow plow to get to work before I see a single dime repaid. It has been several years with random promises of payment. I'd see the money sooner if I had flushed it down the toilet.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:52, closed)